46 days of surfbriety and I’ve begun to hallucinate

20140216-092241.jpg
I wanted to challenge myself, but this is ridiculous. Another day of epic (for Va Beach) waves, a fortune cookie prophesizing, “You will be spending some fun time on the water soon,” and worst of all, every time I get in the car and turn on the radio, Beyonce beckons me with a sultry plea of, “Surf, Borte. Surf, Borte.”

Uh, excuse me, my daughter is saying something.

I’m back, and umm…I feel stupid. I’ve been informed that Beyonce is saying, “Surfboard,” not, “Surf, Borte.” Still, why would the queen of R&B put out a song about surfboards other than to lure me back to the sea?

Seriously, staying out of the water is already making me a lil nuts, and it’s only been 46 days. But who’s counting?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s